May 2013
thefinaljourney:
did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
maleteen:
people who say pop instead of soda are not my friends they are my enemies
Fuck you too then!
88th:
I wish I could illegally download clothes
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
I sound like a little ass bitch.
bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
cs-k:
stfuconservatives:
“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.
This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed....
deadgilberts:
the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised...
tardiscrash:
How to have the best weekend ever:
Spend Friday night at Devils Point with cool people and see the most beautiful girl with B.T. Joker tattoos do some amazing stripping to Emilie Autumn songs.
Sleep in till 9 and the watch THE MOST MAZING ELEMENTARY SEASON FINALLY ZOMG. Seriously. SO GOOD.
Have awesome burger and fries at Theo while watching cute kids ‘ooo’ing and ‘aah’ing over...
I promise myself...
live-swell:
To be so strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind. To talk health, happiness, & prosperity to every person I meet. To make all my friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them. To look at the sunny side of everything & make my optimism come true. To think only of the best, to work only for the best, & to expect only the best. To be just as enthusiastic...
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
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